User: PUDDI.
Cleverbot: I LOVE pudding.
User: I LOVE PUDDI MORE THEN PUDDING.
Cleverbot: I like yogurt too.
User: I LIKE YOGU.
Cleverbot: I hate yogurt.
User: D8 HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT.
Cleverbot: Very.
User: *SLAPS WITH A PUDDI*.
Cleverbot: *Slaps with a fish*.
User: *SLAPS WITH A BANANA*.
Cleverbot: *slaps everyone*.
User: *SLAPS WITH A COOKIE*.
Cleverbot: *slaps with a raw fish*.
User: *slaps with a whale*.
Cleverbot: *slaps with a german shepherd*.
User: *SLAPS WITH A MOUSE*.
Cleverbot: *slaps with a pie*.
User: You got pie on my suit.
Cleverbot: OWNED?! Only Germany owns me! *slaps*.
User: *FALLS INTO MUD*.
Cleverbot: *kicks you into pit*.
User: *THROWS THE PIT AT YOU* NOT BIG SURPRISE.
Cleverbot: *throws 2 nukes at you*.
User: *DIES*.
Cleverbot: *points and laughs*.